Attempts at Humor

The Agreement

“I’d lop off my balls, if you’d concede,

To have my child, please, bear my seed”

She found it obscene, began to proceed,

And commence castration, as agreed

 

 

An Earnest Epitaph

Here lies Earnest,

Who tried to joke and jest

but when push came to shove

he cried to God up above,

“I’ll die if I don’t find

the punch line that fits best.”

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